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20 Lame Things I Thought Were Ruining My Childhood

These aren't things that actually ruined my childhood. I had a great childhood. But at the time, I couldn't imagine life getting worse than living with this stuff. Read More → No Comments

Is the Ramsey Debt Quote an Urban Legend?

I saw this quote on Facebook and I was a little skeptical because of its popularity.  I don't disagree with the sentiment but I'm not sure the numbers are real or that it's from Dave Ramsey "If the US Government was a family, they would be making $58,000 a year, they spend $75,000 a year, [...] Read More → Comments (2)

First Impression: Google+ vs. Facebook

I've spent about 10-15 minutes on Google+ and I decided that now is the time to write my review of it. Most people won't spend any longer than that when they check it out and make their own decisions about it. I'm sure the good people at Google would prefer me to spend ... Read More → Comments (4)

Einstein’s Folly

I've made an observation of the world that I'd like to call "Einstein's Folly". Albert Einstein was arguably the smartest living man in the last 100 years. I don't by any means question his genius. But I've noticed that he is falsely attributed with a number of quotable words that he never actually said. For [...] Read More → No Comments

Top Ten Saturday Night Live Characters That Were Only Funny Once

At first glance, this list is a slam on all of these characters, but it's really a celebration. I loved all of them. The problem was that none of them had enough substance to really carry a return appearance. Every time they came back on it was just the same old jokes ... Read More → Comments (2)

Top Ten Saturday Night Live Recurring Characters of All Time

As a devoted Saturday Night Live fan, I've probably seen almost every episode since 1987. In tribute to my favorite show I thought I'd put this definitive list together. This is THE LIST of the top ten characters of all time. There are no others. Don't even bother debating it. 10. Hanz and ... Read More → Comments (2)

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Nobel Prize One Liners

In response to President Obama winning the Nobel Prize, my friend John Mark Reynolds threw all of these one-liners up on Facebook.   I thought they were pretty funny. Since Obama won the Peace Prize, I would like the literature prize for my unpublished novel since I have great hopes for it. Obama wins Cy Young [...] Read More → No Comments

I’m Owning It

To those who know me, this conversation on the KROQ's Kevin and Bean Show will sound familiar.  Let me just say, I know and I'm owning it.  I can't help it and I don't think Bean can either.  What can I say, we just know stuff. [audio:http://www.graphicdesignhero.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/bean-knowitall.mp3] Direc Read More → No Comments

Hilarious Twitter Rant

I hate Twitter.  There I said it.  The reason I said it is because I think it's a useless waste of time.  It takes our attention away from the significant things that we should really be paying attention to (This is something TV has been doing a great job of for years). Why read a [...] Read More → Comment (1)

An Experiment in Alert Mining

This post is just a way to sign "hi" to Bean.  I think we all know that the best way to reach you is via Google alerts. I wanted to communicate four things to you: 1. What's the name of the URL you mentioned on the show? 2. Can you please give me free tickets? [...] Read More → No Comments